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  April 11, 2014 at 05:40pm
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sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

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Ross x dinosaurs

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rosemarys-baby-daddy:

Wes Anderson’s cinematography is even more meticulous than it looks

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expiry:

i wish motherlode worked irl

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ofools:

Ye olde sext:

[Town Crier voice] [rings bell] HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I HAVE A MESSAGE FROM ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS [opens parchment] TO GUINEVERE: WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?

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roryomalley:

where do you get the talent thing

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jealousies:

i think my parents should be thankful that all i do is spend time on the internet. i could be a drug dealer or serial killer, but am i? no. you’re welcome

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crimexturtle:

crimexturtle:

Spending my night ruining the free world

part two [x]

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i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions

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doctortveit:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain you a thing
  • and yeah

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endable:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

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